January 2012
18 posts
Chlorophyll? More like Borophyll!
– Billy
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Your life can't revolve around her, it's only...
Words from a great friend.
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Sometimes
I wish it wouldn’t hurt. I’m a soft cookie.
December 2011
21 posts
Best Buy Chronicles
some middle-aged man who looked like he just woke up at 5pm, buying some random crap
Me: Alright sir here's your receipt, and you're all set.
Man: Can I take a picture of your forearm for my anatomy class?
Me: (whut..) Yeeeah.. sure man.
Man: Thanks.
(whips out his camera, and takes a picture of my forearm and wrist and has the brightest freaking flash on his baggest)
Me: ................................................
get inmyhead
True meaning of "That Sh!t Cray".. or Kray →
but uhm what bout the fish filet part. oh yeah that was just about MacDo
November 2011
81 posts
Birthday Boys
Gionne: aye did you get my gift?
Me: whaaat nah dude I don't remember
Gionne: oh yeah that's cause i didn't get you one
Me: Jeebus..